Kaos and Mayhem

With all this talk of stockings, and the new header, I was inspired.

When I wear dresses or skirts, I ALWAYS wear suspenders and stockings. Generally with no knickers. Far more comfortable that way.

So tonight I went and bought some new ones, and they were seamed stockings as I generally do. My husband loves the damned things. They can be painful too keep the seam straight but well worth the effort for the reaction they get.

Now, it got me thinking. I’ve never met a man who doesn’t love these things? So I pose the question, WHY??

What is it about these things that men love? I don’t see what it is about them.

Are they sexy? Is it the thought of rolling them down over our thighs when we get home? The silky feel of the material?

Why?? Help me understand..please?

K & M is being upgraded at some point tonight so perchance you see orange bugs running around, do not be alarmed.

Hopefully all will go well and we’ll see you on the flip side

Please note we said “hopefully”

ETA

All done and running W/press version 2.6

WOOT!!!

There was a suggestion made recently about fishnets.

In honor of our most ardent admirer, said fishnets have been incorporated here at Kaos and Mayhem and are now part of our tagline.

FFE, you are one hot hunk of man and we love you to bits! Even when we’re dragged down by that bastard thing called life, you keep coming back to see what’s happening. The best way to a woman’s heart is through her blog!!

Anytime you’re ready to do a guest post, yell out and we’ll shoot you an email address….the same goes for anyone who comes here. Guest posts are always welcome.

We have another question. Answers and suggestions are welcome.

What is a man’s fascination with 2 women in a bed together?

Is it the visual of womens legs intertwined and glistening bodies with hands and tongues going everywhere?

Is it the phyhsical intimacy women create between them?

Or is it merely the words such as these that create the visual that makes the idea so appealing?

The next instant her soft lips were pressed against mine. I wrapped my arms around her. I felt the energy flow between our bodies as her hand slide between my legs, finding the moist, warm place that awaited her probing fingers

We need to know. It’s a question that’s vexed many a woman, and we’re no different.

Over to you guys….

May and I have been caught up in the bloggers worst nightmare…fucking LIFE!!

How dare the damned thing get in the way of blogging??? Bit rude we thought!

All is now back to normal however, we managed to excommunicate the little sucker with a little help from the creepy critters from the previous post!! Kicked it’s arse from here to next year.

So we’re back to having no life {other than down in the gutter animal sex of course, cos that’s a priority} and we’re back to blogging total dribble.

We’ve decided to run a poll on who you think are the sexiest men and women alive and why.

No need to stick to the opposite gender either, we’re all adults here {well, fuck, I hope we are, this isn’t really a place for kids hey??}

For mine, the female vote goes to Lisa Kudrow! If I was going to start munching the rug, here’s the one I’d go looking for. She’s just gorgeous!

As to the man, well I’m going with Jack Nicholson. Yes, I know he’s getting on these days, but this man has a presence, an aura. And he’s a fucking good actor to boot!

So, now it’s your turn. Who’s gonna get your vote??

We just know we’ll be going to hell for this one!
Doesn’t matter. You can only have one seat on the bus and ours were booked 20 fucking years ago anyway!
See the resemblance??? We’re not the only ones surely???

While we are on the subject of strokin, I thought that I should talk about something that most of us never talk about. Well, most of the time we don’t anyway. Yep, the self service option - masturbation.

I bet that the majority of us have grown up being told that its wrong, and maybe even some old wives tales - like if guys keep masturbating all the time (or re-alining themselves like they tell us girls) then their cocks will fall off. Oh and don’t forget that other gem for right-handed guys - if you use your left hand it will feel like someone else is doing it. I suppose the opposite applies for left handed guys too.

So, for any of the women reading this who need some hints and tips or just for your viewing pleasure, have a look at some of the videos here. Oh and guys, if you’re looking for some viewing pleasure too, feel free to click on the link. Don’t be shy……

And as for using the other hand for women, I wouldn’t know, I don’t masturbate, same as you don’t either, right???????

When this was a hit I was doing the club scene.
I’ll admit I don’t remember a lot of it, most of the time I was either full of piss or totally smashed, but I do remember this song! It was THE one song guaranteed to fill the dance floor.

Wicked to be getting one in the mood to have their bones jumped let me say! Which from what I remember was…weeeeeeelllllll…now and again!

Kaos and mayhem begins.

There are 2 of us. Which one does what is irrelevant. It’s a joint project that will be shared. What one can’t do the other can. Works well. Male or female? At least one female is all I’ll say. What does it matter. We both love to blog, have other homes as well, and somewhere in amongst that manage to have lives.

Hmmm…we DO have lives don’t we Mayhem??? Fuck me I hope so!!

This site will have a bit of everything from downright hysterical, to just plain putrid. There wlill be bad language, jokes, videos, music now and then, plus a little bit more. Terms of service for this site have us stopping short of downright porn dammit!

Never mind. There is much still to be done, many things to be fiddled with {maybe even ourselves now and again} and tweaking to be done, but I got sick of looking at the little post at the start so thought I should do another one just to fill it up a bit.

Please be patient while we get the bells and whistles happening.

Now. Can you guess which one of us in the header?

Let us know if you work it out. Who knows? You may get a prize

If you found your way here {you KNOW who you are} be patient. It’s a work in progress…