With all this talk of stockings, and the new header, I was inspired.
When I wear dresses or skirts, I ALWAYS wear suspenders and stockings. Generally with no knickers. Far more comfortable that way.
So tonight I went and bought some new ones, and they were seamed stockings as I generally do. My husband loves the damned things. They can be painful too keep the seam straight but well worth the effort for the reaction they get.
Now, it got me thinking. I’ve never met a man who doesn’t love these things? So I pose the question, WHY??
What is it about these things that men love? I don’t see what it is about them.
Are they sexy? Is it the thought of rolling them down over our thighs when we get home? The silky feel of the material?
May and I have been caught up in the bloggers worst nightmare…fucking LIFE!!
How dare the damned thing get in the way of blogging??? Bit rude we thought!
All is now back to normal however, we managed to excommunicate the little sucker with a little help from the creepy critters from the previous post!! Kicked it’s arse from here to next year.
So we’re back to having no life {other than down in the gutter animal sex of course, cos that’s a priority} and we’re back to blogging total dribble.
We’ve decided to run a poll on who you think are the sexiest men and women alive and why.
No need to stick to the opposite gender either, we’re all adults here {well, fuck, I hope we are, this isn’t really a place for kids hey??}
For mine, the female vote goes to Lisa Kudrow! If I was going to start munching the rug, here’s the one I’d go looking for. She’s just gorgeous!
As to the man, well I’m going with Jack Nicholson. Yes, I know he’s getting on these days, but this man has a presence, an aura. And he’s a fucking good actor to boot!
So, now it’s your turn. Who’s gonna get your vote??
When this was a hit I was doing the club scene.
I’ll admit I don’t remember a lot of it, most of the time I was either full of piss or totally smashed, but I do remember this song! It was THE one song guaranteed to fill the dance floor.
Wicked to be getting one in the mood to have their bones jumped let me say! Which from what I remember was…weeeeeeelllllll…now and again!
There are 2 of us. Which one does what is irrelevant. It’s a joint project that will be shared. What one can’t do the other can. Works well. Male or female? At least one female is all I’ll say. What does it matter. We both love to blog, have other homes as well, and somewhere in amongst that manage to have lives.
Hmmm…we DO have lives don’t we Mayhem??? Fuck me I hope so!!
This site will have a bit of everything from downright hysterical, to just plain putrid. There wlill be bad language, jokes, videos, music now and then, plus a little bit more. Terms of service for this site have us stopping short of downright porn dammit!
Never mind. There is much still to be done, many things to be fiddled with {maybe even ourselves now and again} and tweaking to be done, but I got sick of looking at the little post at the start so thought I should do another one just to fill it up a bit.
Please be patient while we get the bells and whistles happening.
Now. Can you guess which one of us in the header?
Let us know if you work it out. Who knows? You may get a prize
