We just know we’ll be going to hell for this one!
Doesn’t matter. You can only have one seat on the bus and ours were booked 20 fucking years ago anyway!
See the resemblance??? We’re not the only ones surely???
While we are on the subject of strokin, I thought that I should talk about something that most of us never talk about. Well, most of the time we don’t anyway. Yep, the self service option - masturbation.
I bet that the majority of us have grown up being told that its wrong, and maybe even some old wives tales - like if guys keep masturbating all the time (or re-alining themselves like they tell us girls) then their cocks will fall off. Oh and don’t forget that other gem for right-handed guys - if you use your left hand it will feel like someone else is doing it. I suppose the opposite applies for left handed guys too.
So, for any of the women reading this who need some hints and tips or just for your viewing pleasure, have a look at some of the videos here. Oh and guys, if you’re looking for some viewing pleasure too, feel free to click on the link. Don’t be shy……
And as for using the other hand for women, I wouldn’t know, I don’t masturbate, same as you don’t either, right???????
When this was a hit I was doing the club scene.
I’ll admit I don’t remember a lot of it, most of the time I was either full of piss or totally smashed, but I do remember this song! It was THE one song guaranteed to fill the dance floor.
Wicked to be getting one in the mood to have their bones jumped let me say! Which from what I remember was…weeeeeeelllllll…now and again!
Kaos and mayhem begins.
There are 2 of us. Which one does what is irrelevant. It’s a joint project that will be shared. What one can’t do the other can. Works well. Male or female? At least one female is all I’ll say. What does it matter. We both love to blog, have other homes as well, and somewhere in amongst that manage to have lives.
Hmmm…we DO have lives don’t we Mayhem??? Fuck me I hope so!!
This site will have a bit of everything from downright hysterical, to just plain putrid. There wlill be bad language, jokes, videos, music now and then, plus a little bit more. Terms of service for this site have us stopping short of downright porn dammit!
Never mind. There is much still to be done, many things to be fiddled with {maybe even ourselves now and again} and tweaking to be done, but I got sick of looking at the little post at the start so thought I should do another one just to fill it up a bit.
Please be patient while we get the bells and whistles happening.
Now. Can you guess which one of us in the header?
Let us know if you work it out. Who knows? You may get a prize
If you found your way here {you KNOW who you are} be patient. It’s a work in progress…
