Self Serve
While we are on the subject of strokin, I thought that I should talk about something that most of us never talk about. Well, most of the time we don’t anyway. Yep, the self service option - masturbation.
I bet that the majority of us have grown up being told that its wrong, and maybe even some old wives tales - like if guys keep masturbating all the time (or re-alining themselves like they tell us girls) then their cocks will fall off. Oh and don’t forget that other gem for right-handed guys - if you use your left hand it will feel like someone else is doing it. I suppose the opposite applies for left handed guys too.
So, for any of the women reading this who need some hints and tips or just for your viewing pleasure, have a look at some of the videos here. Oh and guys, if you’re looking for some viewing pleasure too, feel free to click on the link. Don’t be shy……
And as for using the other hand for women, I wouldn’t know, I don’t masturbate, same as you don’t either, right???????
Love the tag!!! How appropriate is that???
LMAO…and how educational are those links????
WOOHOO!
If people know what’s good for them they’ll click…and real soon too…
Comment by anonymum — June 13, 2008 @ 12:24 am
As I have been known to say there are two types of liars; those that say they never have and those that say they quit. I am the second type of liar.
Comment by Pure Evyl — June 14, 2008 @ 9:02 am
BTW..WHY am I NOT on your blogroll yet??? HUH? HUH?
*crossing arms and tapping foot*
Comment by anonymum — June 14, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
*raises hand*
Im all into self-love. I love myself every night.
Comment by Red — June 15, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Masterbation is disgusting!
Great blog!
Comment by Girly — July 1, 2008 @ 8:09 am
nothing like a good old “softie” . . .
(with lubrication, please)
~M
Comment by michaelm — July 2, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
If you don’t know how to tune by twiddling your own knobs, how the hell do you know whether you can get reception when you need it?
Comment by jeanie — July 9, 2008 @ 4:51 am