Kaos and Mayhem

I’m Kaos.
I create it wherever I go, and take great pleasure in doing so.
I swear like a wharfie but have a centre as soft as marshmallow. That’s when you find it, because a hard crusty exterior makes that task difficult. If you think you’re good enough, be my guest. BUT, don’t whinge like a bitch when I chew you up and spit you out though.
Life has made me somewhat cynical in recent years. Mainly because of arseholes who shit me to tears.
I will rant, rave, swear and curse, but always remember. Life is short, you only get one shot at it, so don’t be taking it too seriously. Always take everything with a grain of salt.

I’m Mayhem. . I haven’t decided yet whether it (mayhem) is attracted to me or I am attracted to it, but we are never far apart. Like Kaos, I can swear like a wharfie, but usually save it for special occasions or particular rants. You will probably get to read some of my rants here, as well as anything else that might get under my skin.

I will try and keep it all fairly lighthearted though, cause life is too short to be serious all the time. Besides, serious can be boring.